Java i Chuck Norris na wesoło

Dzisiaj podczas przeglądania newsów na DZone.com trafiłem na artykuł z żartami o Chucku Norrisie w kontekście programowania w Javie.

Poniżej te, które najbardziej przypadły mi do gustu :)

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
Chuck Norris demonstrated the meaning of Float.POSITIVE_INFINITY by counting to it, twice.
A synchronize doesn’t protect against Chuck Norris, if he wants the object, he takes it.
Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
If you get a ChuckNorrisException you’ll probably die.
Java visibility levels are public, default, protected, private and “protected by Chuck Norris”, don’t try to access a field with this last modifier!!
Garbage collector only runs on Chuck Norris code to collect the bodies.
Chuck Norris can do multiple inheritance in Java.
Chuck Norris extends God.
Chuck Norris codes generics since 1.3.

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